Lincoln Lifestyles

Again some belated reports. So, happy birthday late, to Jason Moorman, Melissa Little, Kelly Loftin, Dwain Rigsbee, Jim Griffin, Paul Braly, Cutter Cruikshank, Ed Bailey, Linda Myers, Betty Cameron, John Mefford, Scott Bellamy, Weston Butler.

Happy anniversary greetings to Josh and Kendra Moore, Wendell and Teresa Pershall, Ronnie and Mary Rinehart, Kenny and Deby Bailey.

A little humor, a lot of truth:

The Twenty and the One

A well-worn one dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired.

As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation.

The twenty dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country. "I've had a pretty good life," the twenty proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest restaurants in New York, performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean." "Wow!" said the one dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!" "So tell me," says the twenty," "where have you been throughout your lifetime?" The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church, the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church..." The twenty dollar bill interrupts, "What's a Church?"

Happy birthday to Annell Cochran, Nikki Bradley, Jennifer Bailey, Woody Rogers, Donnette Rogers, Lillian Griscom, Adam Barnes, J. W. Cheatham, Bryson Patrick, Diana Bradley.

Happy anniversary to Gary and Mary Newberry, Jerrod and Sara Bradley, Duck and Sue Perguson.

Community on 06/19/2019