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Two Sundays straight we had downpours at noon. This past Sunday, one came that morning at 3:30 a.m., a real thunder and lightning storm with a one-inch rain. Then that afternoon, another downpour and just a "sprinkle" a mile away. Now, this week, we are promised sunshine, a real haymaking time of fair weather, and HOT, even for September.

There has been no room lately for jokes, so here is a good one:

"Lack of Communication"

A farmer walked into an attorney's office and said, "I want to get one of them dayvorces."

The attorney asked, "Do you have any grounds? "Yeah, I got about 140 acres," replied the farmer. " No," the attorney said. "I mean, do you have a case?" the farmer replied, "No, I don't have a Case, but I do have a John Deere." "You don't understand," said the attorney. "I mean, do you have a grudge?" "Yeah, sure I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere," the farmer said. "No, sir, what I mean is do you have a suit?" the attorney said. The farmer said, "Yes, sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church." The exasperated attorney decided to try another route, "Sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?' The farmer said, "No, sir. We both get up about 4:30 every morning." Finally, the attorney said, "Let me put it this way: Why do you want a divorce?" The farmer said, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."

Happy birthday to Amanda Taylor, Logan Wofford, Tucker Standifer, Dianna Russell, Justin Pitts, Eric Snarr and David Snarr (twins), Patrick Swope, Krista Boyd, Linda Freeman, Isaiah King, Billy Reed, Gene Pharr, Mary Ann Lockhart, Mrs. Bill Griscom, Teresa Pershall, Pauletta Carlton, John Munyon.

Happy anniversary to Dean and Misty Cheatham, Dick and Nikki Bradley.

Happy years, all!

Editorial on 09/11/2019

Print Headline: 'Lack Of Communication'

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