Editor's Note: Maylon Rice is taking a break from his duties and we are filling in with a previous column.
I'll suffer no shame in dropping the politics from this column this week.
It is just too darn hot.
Hot, as in the outside temperatures, not political persuasions.
Readers tell me they like this kind of break from world-shaking affairs.
So enjoy.
To stay cool this summer:
(1) Don't lose your cool at others.
(2) Keep your cool -- all the time.
(3) Rise early and enjoy the cool, pre-dawn time
(4) Run though that yard sprinkler. You are five years old again.
(5) Eat a really big vanilla ice cream cone.
(6) Crunch up some big ice cubes -- now chow down on the result.
(7) Seek the shade of a really old tree
(8) Wear seersucker (if you got it). Linen if you dare.
(9) Catch a breeze and stay with it.
(10) Chill a big watermelon, an Arkansas Black Diamond, then dive right in for the delicious icy treat.
(11) Now, eat another big ice cream cone -- make this one chocolate.
(12) Walk far out into the open spaces late at night -- look up at the stars.
(13) Turn up the ceiling fan to high.
(14) Read, "Polar Express" and other weather-titled tomes.
(15) Cube up a big cantaloupe. Set it in the fridge. Eat it later. Yum.
(16) Pour yourself a big glass of sweet tea. Let it set till it is indeed ice cold and the glass sweating. Now it is ready. So are you.
(17) Key Lime Pie.
(18) Drink a big RC Cola, if you can find one.
(19) A cold fruit salad sounds really nice.
(20) Break out the loose-fitting Hawaiian shirts.
(21) Toss away those hot shoes -- sandals and flip flops are in
(22) Take naps during the heat of the day.
(23) Remember the deep and frigid winter snows.
(24) Banana pudding sure sounds good.
(25) Start your Christmas card list.
(26) Soak those tired feet in cool water, toss in an ice cube or two.
(27) Break out the talcum powder for those itchy spots.
(28) Eat a whole peach with the juice running down your chin.
(29) Wear that big floppy brimmed hat -- everywhere.
(30) Always remember -- it is hotter in Fort Smith and Little Rock.
(31) Read the magazines first. Utility bills, just look at them later.
(32) Go to the public library. It's always cool in there.
(33) Turn off the TV and turn on the jazz music.
(34) Pick the guitar. If you don't play, listen to someone who does.
(35) Have a cold one. A real cold one.
(36) Fan yourself with a hand-held fan -- if you can find one.
(37) Re-tell an old joke that makes folks laugh.
(38) Eat cold fried chicken.
(39) Encourage the neighbors to crank some home-made ice cream -- you will sure help eat it.
(40) Wear a smile. That always cools down some folks.
(41) Run out into a summer rain shower. Let it soak you down.
(42) Go to the area pools and water parks.
(43) Drive out in the country with the windows down.
(44) Eat a spoonful of local honey. Sweet and cool.
(45) Make you a big tomato sandwich, mayo, white bread and a big, red juicy center of tomato. Don't fry up the bacon... it is just too hot.
(46) Arrive at the office a little late. Leave a little early.
(47) Eschew socks, men -- when you can. Hose are out -- even knee highs for the gals.
(48) Soak down that mid-sized hand towel. Drape it around the back of your neck.
(49) Get a really short haircut. Feel the breeze you were missing.
(50) And lastly -- chill out.
Summer will soon be over.
Editorial on 07/22/2015